Birds Nest

nasty, ratty ass hair that hasn't been brushed in a decade

Damn! Felicia got a birds nest on her head.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

by Dienasty May 4, 2009

Birds Nest

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!

early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!

by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006

bird's nest

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

by gohn December 4, 2009

bird's nest

The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.

My my Joe, you've got a mighty big bird's nest!

by MeGn November 2, 2003

bird nest

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.

I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.

by Jip! April 21, 2006

bird's nest

Cockney rhyming slang for chest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."

by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003