bampton

Minces around with a clipboard not really achieving anything looks like basil fawlty

When describing any member of staff who fits this description look at that bampton over there

by Spazzle85 April 1, 2017

Bomptonoceros

Similar to the Bomptonopotamus; Just not as aggressive; Underboss to the Bomptonopotamus

See: The difference between a hippopotamus and rhinoceros, but bomptimous.

“The Bomptonoceros, while still red and vicious, is smaller than the Bomptonopatamus, but more devious.”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 12, 2020

Bompton

Being lame af and you suck off dudes.

You a bompton ass dude

by Booomers October 29, 2025

Jeffery Bimpson

A large man with hard testicles and likes getting a lot of blowys.

Yes my G Jeffery Bimpson lets get pissed with the lads.

by BeggarFromTheWordIndustry June 6, 2018