bifta

a big fat fucking spliff

mate, fuck! that is one beaty bifta! :Omgzzzzzzzz1111oneoneeleven!1

by ! daryll anthony_ K69 October 27, 2008

Bifted

a word used instead of things like gutted, merked etc...

wheyyy you got totally bifted

by Razer349 December 21, 2009

biftec

A slang term used to describe a male that is being mean, annoying, or exhibiting generally unlikeable qualities. Often used to mean "jerk". You use it to describe a male friend who is being temporarily annoying. Offensive to say to strangers. It originated as a lyric from the long island girl band Siamese Fountain, and gradually became common among their fans.

John was supposed to call us after the science fair, but he didn't. What a biftec!

Did you see his outfit today? He's wearing red stripes and green plaid, I told him it didnt match. He looks like such a biftec.

by Moult Eclipse Alt LD July 15, 2005

Bifter

An exceptionally large line of ketamine/cocaine

"Henry get the bifters oot!"

"Thats an absolute bifter"

by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Bifting

To have sex, to describe sex, to call someone sexy.

"Shes going to get a bifting!"
"Shes a bit of a bift!"

When having a lot of sex with multiple women...
"I'm shifting the bift"

When going to the gym to become more sexy...
"I'm lifting for a bifting"

by ManOfGondor February 21, 2015

biftre

two pounds of shit in a one pound bag

Really Eamon, you hooked up with another biftre?

by Must Have Been January 16, 2011

Bifted

Messed up; jacked up; skidded

Commonly used as "bifted up" or "bifted on". Present tense is "bift"

Person: *rips paper* "dang I bifted up my paper"

Person: *falls on face*
Me: "did you see that? He just bifted on his face."

Me: "Don't bift up the project"

by saywhatt September 18, 2013