A bicycle is a commonly used word in which its definition is a monstrous, colossal tank, which acts like a bazooka according to scientists. It always creates violence using its 2 swords stuck in the back, and a very spiky, large tire at the bottom... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all...

Kid: Mama, look, what is that?
31- year- old woman: RUN! IT'S A BICYCLE!

Bicycle by anonymous July 22, 2023

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Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly-used word in which includes a large, colossal, monstrous tank, with spiky objects around its green tires that sheds trees within a second. According to scientists, it includes two, long swords at its back... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all.

Kid: Mama, look, what's that?
31-year-old woman: RUN, IT'S A BICYCLE.

Bicycle by anonymous July 22, 2023

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Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown

My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??

Bicycle by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025

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Bicycle Built For Pew

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.

And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

Bicycle Built For Pew by Big Ed Mustapha January 22, 2013

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