Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

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blow it like a flute

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.

Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

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Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

by Travis and mark November 27, 2018

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go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

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The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

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