Befuddled

To be hopeful but confused.

The shit she says leave me befuddled. 2: idk dude thinks she likes you. 1: ya but she never says that or acts on it.

by Titus dyfilid February 19, 2019

befuddle

To confuse with brouhaha. more fun to say than to write a 3 page essay on.

I befuddled the freshmen with talk of physics and pre-calc.

by Bernzy February 9, 2005

befuddlecated

to be confused, disoriented, or fubar'd.

He is all befuddlecated right now.

by bdoc bmizzy jtree April 28, 2007

Befunkle

To confuse someone. To bewilder them. Stupefy them.

Past Tense: Befunkled

Police were BEFUNKLED when they discovered that the giant magnifying glass had been stolen, but soon figured out what was going on when people started spontaneously combusting.

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu July 6, 2004

befuddle

In addition to its use as a verb with the meaning
"to confuse", "baffle", "bewilder", and so on,
befuddle is also a collective noun.

In that use, it is a term of venery (a word for groups of animals), relating to therapists (regardless of system).

A befuddle of therapists usually contains 8 to 42 specimens, of similar (homogeneous befuddle) or differing (wild befuddle) schools. The latter tend to be unstable, but so do some of the individuals.

There is a befuddle of Freudians at the bar. We should avoid that area at all cost.
Listening to a befuddle of existential psychotherapists can drive the sanest man crazy.

by Kai_F August 15, 2010

Befuddled

To be confucion about something or not understand it

The boy was befuddled at the fact on his dad being lesbian and his mom gay

by Winner67 March 9, 2019

Befuddle

To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.

by myster twister November 29, 2009