Bergasm

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

by the urbster September 15, 2010

Bedgasim

A combination of being in your bed, eating ice-cream and having a sexy person in there with you.

A double bed, fhish-food ice cream and Gerard Butler - Alison was ready for a bedgasim.

by lemsonstein February 20, 2011

bengasm

n. When one sees one of one's friends - obviously, one named Ben - on the street or just around anywhere and starts to scream Ben's name repeatedly in rapid succession.

v. to scream "BEN!" repeatedly in rapid succession

Hannah: Look, there's Ben!
Jess: Omigod... BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN!!!
Hannah: Dude... did you just have a bengasm?

by bengasmer December 27, 2007

beegasm

the random flailing of arm and or head of a person when a bee, or what looks or sounds like a bee flys by the head. this episode can last from a few seconds to a few minutes and have varying degrees of cursin, screaming, and crying like a little girl.

steve had a massive beegasm when the bug went past his head.

by xXGOOSEXx June 24, 2008