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Beaverton

A beaver type pokemon with huge front teeth, abnormal sized head and chewed up clothes.

Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
(Go Beaverton!

Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.

Beaverton has fainted.)

Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
by Hailey Mckelvy September 19, 2009
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BEAVERFOOT

OBSCURE-PUNGENT ODOR THAT EMINATES FROM THE UNCLEAN CROTCH OF A FEMALE. STRANGELY SIMILAR TO ATHELETES FOOT BUT DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT.
MY GOD SHE'S GOT BAD BEAVERFOOT!
by SMELLED IT August 1, 2008
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Beaverton High School

Basically the best high school ever. Everybody in the metro league dreams of being a Beaverton Beaver and we welcome all transfers...except jesbos.
Aloha Asshole: im thinking about transferring to Beaverton High School.

Sunset Slut: no way me too!

Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
by BeavertonBeaver69 December 11, 2010
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Beaverton

Ya'll Niggas Goin To The Jungle Gym In Beaverton?
by Da Nigga December 10, 2003
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Beaverton, Michigan

a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.
by callmename September 1, 2012
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beaverpuss

A stuckup prissy, know it all, that thinks her shit dont stink but needs all the help of this dictionary.
God, she's such a beaverpuss.
by Rsmethers October 4, 2006
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beaverloop

Beaverloop is a womans vagina
I love to eat a chicks beaverloop
by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004
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