beating off

when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it

She's beating off and laughing about it!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

beat off

when you cruisn' and a friend/or enemy pulls up too you and you see who has the loudest music.

yeah.. beth my bass is louder.. you just got served!!

by red fan.. hell no July 20, 2004

butter beat off

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.

“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”

by Changaa November 18, 2020

Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

beat off city

This term is used to describe that you're college roommate won't be in the room for a while which means you have plenty of time to rub one out. Usually these words are yelled out.

My roommate went home for the weekend so it's going to be BEAT OFF CITY in this piece!

by Nicky Carts July 25, 2008

Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.

Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.

by Let’sNot November 18, 2020