a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

by N Igma March 08, 2006

a beard

A woman that a homosexual male dates or marries as a cover for his true sexuallity.

Everyone knew Don was gay. His wife, Sally, was just a beard.

by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt March 01, 2006

Bearded

This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"

Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!

You are a bearded man Chocky!

by Tokyo Mickey August 15, 2012

Beard

The single most manly, and great thing a man can do. To have a beard is to be a true man. If you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don't have beards. If you don't have a beard, grow one. If you cant grow one and your not past puberty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. If you don't have a beard and your past puberty, go get that sex change you know you need.

True men that had beards: Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Paul Bunyan, Billy Mays, Jim Henson, George Washington Carver, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Macho Man Randy Savage, and many more.

by BeardedBadFish February 20, 2010

Beard

The best solution to any problem. A sort of spiritual band-aid that's only effective when used by men.

Dude, my girlfriend dumped me, but I grew this beard and now I feel great!

by sweatervest December 04, 2009

Beard

A condition that causes hair to grow from the chin and lower face. Symptoms include itching, divinity and gratuitous awesomeness.

Synonyms include: Jesus.

Oh Lord! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory.

by Brahmes Christus March 24, 2011

bearded

Something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.

Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry

Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?

Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro

by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008