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Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.
Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.
Beanos by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019
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a purple bean with a face that is almost always smiling
Beanos is love, Beanos is life

-Everyone 2019
A cross between Thanos and a bean.
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Beanos by AntisocialWeeb September 11, 2019
A purple bean named “Beanos”. He is a meme over used by the popular memer known as “xo”.
random thot: omg do you see that guy over there?!
random thots friend: yah his name is Beanos. OMG he is so fucking hot 🥵
Beanos by professional dabber August 12, 2019
A purple bean with eyes with an earrape song called Holy Tony by Reggie Couz
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Beanos by Th3Slyr September 3, 2019
Beanos is a slang word for the pill form of ecstacy.

"how many Beanos you done olly", "ive just double dropped mate"
Beanos by MESSHEADS October 9, 2008
Person1:Are you religious?
Person2: Hail Beanos
BEANOS by mactok2006 August 2, 2019