Beanos

Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.

Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.

by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019

Beanos

a purple bean with a face that is almost always smiling

Beanos is love, Beanos is life

-Everyone 2019

by TheRussianCapitolist_678 August 26, 2019

Beanos

A cross between Thanos and a bean.

BEANOS

by AntisocialWeeb September 11, 2019

Beanos

A purple bean named “Beanos”. He is a meme over used by the popular memer known as “xo”.

random thot: omg do you see that guy over there?!
random thots friend: yah his name is Beanos. OMG he is so fucking hot 🥵

by professional dabber August 12, 2019

Beanos

A purple bean with eyes with an earrape song called Holy Tony by Reggie Couz

beanos

by Th3Slyr September 3, 2019

Beanos

pills e's ecstacy gurners jills

Beanos is a slang word for the pill form of ecstacy.

"how many Beanos you done olly", "ive just double dropped mate"

by MESSHEADS October 9, 2008

BEANOS

The one and only god on this planet.

Person1:Are you religious?
Person2: Hail Beanos

by mactok2006 August 2, 2019