bead-a-bead 

Nappy ass hair.

Damn Pam the back of your head is horrendous! You got some bead-a-bead's!

bead-a-bead by dat damn micah January 1, 2009

bead plant 

A term coined in wakeboarding referring to the explosive coming together of a guy's balls with the water, usually when his cool trick didn't quite work out. The bead plant can be performed by both beginners and the seasoned wakeboarder but should not be used when trying to impress a boat full of hot chicks in bikinis.

Jonny: Stop the boat, man down!
Driver: Ok, is he alright?
Jonny: He's face down in the water and not moving, looks like he might have bead planted.

bead plant by beatmaster-v November 21, 2010

bead whore 

A women who flashes her tits at a Mardi Gras parade to get more beads

Dude, did you see the beads on that flash'n big titted bead whore

bead whore by ThrowerOfBeads August 25, 2009

bead suckers 

children that are latched into seats attached to ladders on either side of the parade route in New Orleans, poised to attract all the beads from oncoming parade floats.

Oops, we chose a place next to the bead suckers. No one's gonna throw us shit!

bead suckers by Laura Griffith April 20, 2008

bead mumbler 

Deragatory term for a Roman Catholic, in referance to reciting the rosary prayer.

In a church with all of these bead mumblers!

bead mumbler by anneelizabeth August 12, 2012

bead blaster 

The act of removing ones anus beads like they are starting a lawn mower

Leo pulled on Her anal beads so hard she mowed half the lawn. That was a real bead blaster

bead blaster by #itiswhatitis October 26, 2013

bead-spatter 

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

bead-spatter by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014