beached whale 

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

beached whale by spo April 7, 2005

Beached Whale 

A fatt-ass bitch that has been put out the pasture

Charlene B Is A Beached Whale

Beached Whale by 123 January 13, 2005

Beached whale 

When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!

"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."

Beached whale by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Beached whale 

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

Beached whale by ad991223 November 17, 2009

beached whale 

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

beached whale by drewford September 14, 2005

Beached Whale 

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

Beached Whale by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale 

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

Beached Whale by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017