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Baumer

1) a clown
2) a fool
3) one who acts superior to others
4) one who lies about benefits/ attributes to make others happy for him/ impressed by him/ proud of him/ intimidated by him
5) one with body parts (legs, arms, lips, etc.) that are extra long and lanky to intimidate others
This damn joke has been Baumering me all day and its really aggravating!

I can't stand all the Baumering, it makes me stupider!

He is such a Baumer!
by Jbweedler May 20, 2011
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Bameltoe

When the trousers/shorts/leggings of a person ride up into ones crack, resulting in a clearly visible outline of the persons butt crack. This can usually be seen on buses or other forms of public transport.

It origionates from the word 'cameltoe', but is the 'back' variation because it isn't asociated with the 'front' (vagina).
'I saw an epic bameltoe on the bus the other day, you could proper see the guy's butt crack!'
'Thats awesome, you should have taken a photo!'
by Louis Onesj August 24, 2011
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Baumer

N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.
Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
or
Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!
by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
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Cig Ol Bameltoe

A sneaky way of saying big ol cameltoe. similar to tig ol bitties.
Example 1: Damn, did you see that chick in those tight sweats? She had a Cig Ol Bameltoe!

Example 2: Damn, did you see that big ass black lady her Cig ol Bameltoe could fit a small kitten.
by Crippled Toast November 16, 2011
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Baumal

a man with a really small dick that likes to knaw on black penises and then proceed to rape a farm animal, preferably a goat or horse.
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
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Baumer

1. Totally stupid and gay in the worst possible degree. Ultimately disgraceful, and cause for immediate death.
(taking its roots from the GS era)
Ellio: TA sucks my nuts..
Tom: Seriously dude.. you so fucking Baumer..
by FobosProbato October 28, 2004
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bamel toe

the male version of a camel toe. except its more like BAM! theres that guys dick popping out of his shorts.
That ocean life guard needs to buy some board shorts or some thing. His Bamel Toe was way out there!
by ZNB July 7, 2010
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