Balmelli

Meaning creative genius. One who is charismatic and posses the ability to energize a room or atmosphere. Has the ability to inconspicuously turning any situation into a positive one.

The room was dead until you walked into the room you just did a Balmelli!

Balmelli by gbalmelli October 16, 2008

Baldelli 

adj. extremely soft; not hard.
one is "Baldelli" when they pretend to be "hard" but in all reality are actually soft and brittle.
Everything Baldelli is usually found within the area code 724

Yo Kev, I was hittin skins with this bitch last night, but I was too drunk and my cock got Baldelli after 5 minutes.

Baldelli by lulubug3939393 February 24, 2010

Pulling a baldelli 

verb; The act of eating out a girls pussy but getting nothing in return.

Usually resulting in getting nothing in return.

A Guy that gives, but does not recieve.

I was pulling a baldelli and got the pus, but got nothing in return.

I pulled a baldelli and didnt get any dome

Pulling a baldelli by gucciestniqqa November 26, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012