Battle

To perform or do anything. Popularized by BC Tom from Atlanta.

"I'm gonna battle on down to the dining hall - you want anything Chris?"

"I just bought this huge keg of Natty Light. Want some?"
"Hell yeah - I'll battle that."

"Gary, when are you gonna battle that 30 page paper that's due tomorrow?"

by Scott May 27, 2004

battled

1. When your beasting it on some Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 and you kill someone at close range and you get a CQB point.

2. After you have rough sex and you cum excessivelly all on her face or when you have a orgy and all the guys cum in her face.

1. (shotgun shot) " Nigga you just got battled"

2. Girl: "Omg you cum feels sooo good"

Boy: " Bitch you just got battled"

by D Master 05 May 25, 2009

BATTLENESS

level of battle power

I had to know what his battleness was in order to set him in the game

by Annimal666 January 3, 2023

Battles

The term "battles" has come to be used to describe a homosexual who is often physically and mentally inferior to his male lover. A battles is often blatantly gay and exhibits unmistakable, often uncomfortably blatant, homosexual tendencies. His male partner is usually more masculine and more subtly queer.

I met a twink the other day who was a total battles.

by classicpegtothemax May 13, 2009

Battle Captain

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp

"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".

by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things

Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger

by Alpha the Mii May 30, 2018

fart battle

With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.

Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!

by Scottopolis November 28, 2013