Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

Baton twirling by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

Baton 

A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".

"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."

Baton by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016

Bator 

A term used to describe a person, edger, gooner, solosexual...someone that gets off on pleasuring themselves through masturbation/mutual masturbation and foreplay. Not necessarily circumscribing to penetration as a means of intimacy. Can be done alone or in a group (of other bators).

Can be used to describe male or female/heterosexual and homosexual.

He's not a top, nor a bottom...hes a total 'Bator'!
Shes alone in her room tonight; shes 'Bating'....

Bate ON brothers!

Bator by wegosolo April 26, 2010

Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.

Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!

Master Bator by Telephony August 22, 2012

Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

Ugandan Baton Drop by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011