Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.

We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.

by centaur_star October 19, 2009

Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.

Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."

by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010

Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long

"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

bart simpson cut

A classic flattop haircut with a twist... its spiky on top

Look at that guys Bart Simpson cut.

by Rojo dee Mofo June 23, 2017

Bart Simpson Edits

A picture of Bart Simpson with hearts and a XXXtentation song in the background

Emo kid: "Hey check out my Bart Simpson edits."
Average kid: "What no! I am a normal person don't bring that depressed shit near me!"
Bystander: "fake depression should be illegal."
Emo kid: "Wait no! ITS REAL!!!!"

by BigMen1234 December 12, 2022

Bart simpson’ed

To strangle or throttle someone by the neck.

He was so annoying I nearly Bart Simpson’ed the little shit.

by Stockport slang September 29, 2023

bart simpson nigga

Heavily drugged bart simpson. Populations of ohio wear shirts with a character from the simpsons with his skin color dark skinned while talking about how he fucks his niggers

My mate here is obsessed with bart simpson nigga!

by Dude36546 December 8, 2023