Barkworth

South Yorkshire slang used as another term for penis...

Look at his Barkworth

That's a big Barkworth

Put your Barkworth away!

You call that a Barkworth?

I've seen bigger Barkworth's on rodents

by The dinosaw May 31, 2009

Balwyn High School

A school where the kidz are dumb the teachers are dumber and YOU ARE ALLWAYS WEARING THE WRONG UNIFORM.
School motto

Constanter ac Fideliter = Skate fast, Smoke grass, Eat ass and Don't forget your hall pass

Dude1: Duuuuuuude what school do u go to ?
Dude2: Balwyn High School Bro
Dude1: F

by PhysicistMathematician August 19, 2019

barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"

I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.

by Steve January 3, 2004

Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlowen

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.

God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!

by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009

St ambrose Barlow

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)

Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B

by Moonbob January 18, 2020

barley sandwich

a.k.a. A beer

"grab me a few barley sandwiches"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003