"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."
by SnakeySteve21 November 11, 2012
Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.
by Sortini October 09, 2012
A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.
by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016
Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?
L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
by triberocker July 03, 2009
A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 28, 2019
by Jusitn86 June 27, 2017
An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.
Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.
Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.
Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.
by Jimmy Oneschuk January 18, 2006