A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.
Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
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Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day
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A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
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"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
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