ball sweat

Mike Hunt

Mike's pungent aroma and mental lack of substance is exactly the same as the ball sweat experienced after a warm day in leather pants.

by Simon Aiken July 29, 2003

ball sweat

Simon Aiken

Simon says: he likes to smell his balls and he likes to drink his ball sweat

by Mike Hunt April 30, 2003

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

Sweaty balls

A commonly misheard lyric from the popular Panic! At the Disco song "L.A. Devotee"

"Sweaty balls under desert skies"

by Allisonmcflurry December 21, 2016

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

sweating balls

When the temperature outside causes your balls to sweat, this also applies to female "balls".

"I cant come outside and play", said Jessie, "I'll be sweating balls!"

by Kerry L. August 30, 2005

sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021