The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
by Tocen November 08, 2009
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
by Pierre II September 05, 2013
Noun
1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
by Malloy Ahoy July 10, 2013
Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.
by Bopsy2410 February 24, 2015
K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.
- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL
- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL
by Blow Holes January 13, 2009
shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.
by TheBaldOne69 June 16, 2010
The act of placing both thumbs together with fingers extended like wings for “fingering” a female. Upon forming thumbs together the fingers are flapped like wings and a screeching eagle sound is made as you approach the vagina to enter with thumbs together. The thumbs form the eagle head and the fingers form the flapping wings.
Girl, spread them legs wide cause daddy is bringing the bald eagle in for a landing! (EAGLE SCREACHING FOLLOWS)
by Big Daddy Dandy Dan December 15, 2018