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bajeezus

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006
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bujeebus

A popular name for a particularly handsome specimen of the human race. Only used in reference to males. Derived from the Spanish last name "de Jesus" in gibberish version. First witnessed in Puerto Rico but spreading onto the mainland U.S.
"Gabe is SUCH a bujeebus!"
by The Red-Hatted Plumber July 21, 2008
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bejeebuss

A dickhead! Also a cunt! Also twitch.tv/bejeebuss
Bejeebuss is a cunt
by Bejeebuss February 16, 2018
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bajeevus

like scaring the crap out of someone, but more humane.
no one is quite sure what bajeevus is, or if only girls have it.
Jeez Josh, you scared the bajeevus outa me!
by blondie3236 December 17, 2010
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