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bag your face

Popularized by the Valley Girl movement in the San Fernando Valley.

Literally means you need to put a bag over your face, because you either need to shut up, or you're ugly.
Look at your nails and your lipstick, bag your face, please!
by Joshall July 27, 2010
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B kool bag your tool

by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.
Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.
by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019
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bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males
1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries
by Venetian December 28, 2008
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bag your tool

by daman October 27, 2003
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Bag your face

If you are talking slack or annoying someone, they would probably tell you to go and bag your face. The meaning of it is to shut up or be quiet.
Liam: Are you that bitch everyone keeps talking about?
Sam: Bag your face.
by hitotallynotsam May 12, 2018
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B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.
"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."
by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006
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