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Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 15, 2011
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false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.
The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".
by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011
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walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.
by x3y October 18, 2019
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niglet advertisement

those little stupid fuckin advertisement things you get in the mail with your credit card bill that nobody wants.
yo man dont you hate those stupid niglet advertisement's. Yeah man there so fucking annoying, i just wanna see my bill not all that stupid fucking shit.
by MYNAMEIST January 27, 2007
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Ugly Advertisement Girl

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.
Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.
by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008
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An annoying piece of shit that seems to pop up on every internet related page you open
"God dammit, there are too many advertisements on this website."
by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus November 17, 2017
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