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Badminton

A game you play in bed with the one you truly love. (Exclude same-sex lovers)
Play some badminton with your pussy.
by R&B Lover August 31, 2018
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Badminton

A synonym for a horrible sport the gives dumb poeple confidence just because they are awesome at a gay activity.
Dude, if you think badminton is a sport, you are seriously retarded.
by Ryan Clem December 29, 2007
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Badminton

Hey are you playing badminton?
Yes I am it’s the shit version of tennis
by Not Cordell September 22, 2021
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badminton butt

1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.

2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"

2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005
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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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Badminton school

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu
by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021
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Badminton

Possibly the ugliest shit-hole in England possibly the world. Full of Chaves, neeks and old people
Hey do you want to come round my house

Sure where do you live

Badminton
Fuck off
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