Baby Seal Argument 

n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.

" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."

Baby Seal Argument by mother superiour October 25, 2005

deal baby seal 

it means when you are making a deal you might say that at the end

so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL

deal baby seal by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021

baby seal 

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

baby seal by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006

Baby Seal 

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

Baby Seal by machine_fallen July 19, 2009

baby seal 

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals

the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.

baby seal by baby seal clubber March 20, 2007

baby seal clubber 

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

baby seal clubber by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

baby seal 

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

baby seal by John April 12, 2004