Skip to main content

Absentee Printing

Share definition
The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Absentee Printing mug.
Related Words
aysena aysen Ayşen Aysenur Aysenil ayşenaz arsenal Arsen Absent ahsen

Strategic Absence

Share definition
Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Strategic Absence mug.
The Russian Machine. The most badass caring guy you'll ever fucking meet. Super smart dude who will always be willing to put your own needs before his, as well as help you with your homework before his is done.
Whos that kid in BIO whos fuckin lit?
oh yeah, thats Arsenii.
by fucker53493 October 22, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Arsenii mug.

Absenteecrown3

Share definition
Professional minecraft controller player
Very popular for being good on 60fps
Omg its absenteecrown3. He is so hard to beat at minecraft
by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Absenteecrown3 mug.

asenath

Share definition
A tough and beautiful girl that doesn't let anyone get to her.

She's a positive thinker and fights for her friends.

She lightens the mood and can make everyone feel like she's thier best friend.
"Why can't you be more Asenath?"
"Omg your so Asenath! Very beautiful!"
by Durai February 16, 2015
Flag
mugGet the asenath mug.
A hot af dude who is most likely Russian or slavic in general , aswell most likely a very good looking multilingal genius with good accent and beautiful voice that is friendly , he may slightly be an introvert and nost people with that name may be bookworms but can be dangerous in a way in case theure abgry seeing their cleverness , and people easily fall for the owner of this name but yet he is loyal for his partner , and for sure amazing at bed ;)
Person 1: i wonder what that guy's name
Person 2: thats an arseny for sure
by GreekAnonymus June 12, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Arseny mug.