Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Bust down Rollie Avalanch

A Rolex watch covered in Diamonds with an ex that is not as extravagant as your current girlfriend.

Bust down Rollie Avalanch, yeah my old B***h Average, this my first time rappin it, I might go retarded, s**t Bentley coupe, I'm dashin' it Stand on my money, I'm tall as s**t Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid" Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid".

by The Black Plato June 18, 2022

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009

Alabama Avalanche

when you bust a nut on a girls face (preferably on her forehead) and the load runs down her face and body the way and avalanche comes down a mountain

Zeke busted an alabama avalanche on gertrude's face after they had just banged

by Hotdog Bunning July 7, 2005

Nose avalanche

When a girl has to sneeze after you've unloaded in her mouth while holding her hand in front, resulting in the jizz coming out through her nose.

Originated as a variation on snowballing.

Jay: Yo, Frizzle's girl had a nose avalanche yesterday, she was all allergic and had to sneeze.

Lawrence: Rly? Trippin' balls.

by The_Jay March 4, 2010

cereal avalanche

When one accidentally pours milk too quickly into a cereal filled bowl, and ends up with milk and cereal spilling over the other side.

"Aw man, now I have to clean up this cereal avalanche!"

by Molly Ivins May 1, 2010