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Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,
Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth

alix autopsy

A crazy demonic Betch from myspace.
Dude, sean said he loves him some alix autopsy!
alix autopsy by dont ask January 14, 2008
A medical procedure performed by a medical doctor known as a pathlogist/medical examiner. They may not always be a "coroner" and in most cases, a coroner is just an elected official. The procedure starts with a "Y" incision made on the chest of the deceased. The rib cage is then cracked, and removed and then the vital organs are removed, dissected, and studied. Also, the head is opened, the brain removed, and also dissected. When the autopsy is finished, the organs are usually placed in a bag, and put pack in the body. Sometimes, the organs are not returned. The main purpose of performing an autopsy is to determine the cause of death "COD", or to rule out malpractice, homicide, suicide, or negligence.
Being an embalmer might suck sometimes when you receive a body that is a post-autopsy case. You have to clean up the mess, and man does it stink. Literally.
autopsy by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007
A Death Metal band. They are GODS!
Guy 1. Hey fall out boy is cool
Guy 2. NO way Autopsy would kill them
autopsy by hah ppooe February 5, 2008
Applicable to college, university, and high school students. This is a state of bliss when a student finds upon calculation of grades for coursework over the entire year, that they need not show up for the final exam in order to pass the course.
Screw the exam, I'm on autopass!
Autopass by tstudent May 15, 2011
A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.
"Dude it's my birthday today so I better be gettin some autopsy from her"
"Yeah that girl is total autopsy. All you need is a few drinks"
"Let's go pick up some autopsy at the strip club"
Autopsy by C9 the 1st May 10, 2008