asstunnel

what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."

by Masked Dragon October 2, 2007

asstunner

One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc

My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me.

by J.DIZZLE'Z January 9, 2008

Asstinate

Procrastinating on a booty call.

Susan called me am hour ago, but I'm finna asstinate this bitch.

by sexuallybipolar August 31, 2018