astrichia

when you and your friend both like the same to guys the same amount and flirt with them not stop.

those girls are so astrichia for them all the time

by barney 2.0 June 11, 2019

asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass

That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass

by tonyhowe May 22, 2008

Assbitch

Any driver that cuts you off in the fast lane on the Autobahn, or Autoroute.

I cannot believe those Assbitches cut us off!

by sunofseattle March 27, 2009

Assbitch

1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.

2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.

1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.

2. *Watching someone Jerk*

The fuck is this Assbitchery?

He's just Assbitching himself to death.

by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream

1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream

by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

asstrich

A person who, like the metaphor of the ostrich sticking it's head in the sand when in a difficult situation, promptly shoves their head up their ass during an argument that they're losing and refuses to budge from their position. Most often people with closed minds and no interest in compromising.

The Republican party showed what asstriches they were when they refused to compromise on the debt negotiations.

by Semiominous September 18, 2011

assbitch

Referring to a homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

Man, David, you are being an assbitch!

by _Spawn_ July 9, 2005