assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002

assjockey

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag

jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore

by greg cale August 7, 2006

assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

assgasket

A peice of plastic or Toilet paper placed between your ass and a public or, very dirty toilet seat. Therefore when taking a shit you will make no contact with the contaminated crapper. Some establishments provide assgaskets for their guests.

Exscuse me waiter, I think I sharted or, I need to take a shit. Do you provide assgaskets in your restrooms?

by Kenny H September 28, 2006

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010

assbucket

What happens when you have to much anal. Similar to the popular word bucket for a women.

Seriously you don't want to get inside his assbucket!

by kittykats18 August 25, 2010