“Hey AssButt!”
by Little Miss Winchester December 26, 2019
Get the AssButtmug. Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.
After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.
by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020
Get the Assbuttermug. by Evil Faerie January 24, 2011
Get the Assbuttmug. an insult made up by Castiel from Supernatural TV series, the reason for the insult sounding weird was due to Castiel being an angel, and not being able to properly understand certain human culture as well as being a literal holy figure
it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him
it was first used in Season 5, Episode 22 when Castiel called Michael an assbutt before throwing a Molotov cocktail at him
by ETERNALSPRING July 15, 2022
Get the Assbuttmug. Someone who is such a monumental asshat to the point that they're sheer ass fuckery is nearly godlike and they are so unbelievably fucking stupid that a GPA of 1.4 would be vastly overestimating them.
Customer Support: I'm sorry sir, but you can't drink our laundry soap...
Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!
Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...
Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?
Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*
Dipshit: BUUUUT WHHYYY!? YOU SAID IT WAS VEGAN!
Customer support: Si- Sir... it being Vegan means it wasn't made with animal products...
Dipshit: SO EDIBLE THEEEN!?
Customer support: Yeah. Totally assbutt. *hangs up*
by I see your search history April 29, 2025
Get the Assbutt.mug. 