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Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag 

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.
Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.
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assassin's creed 

a) a multi-part computer game

b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are murder-for-hire hitmen
as per definition b), I don't come come from an assassin's creed
assassin's creed by Uncle Dimma September 25, 2014

Assassin's Creed 

Assassin's Creed
A game created by Ubisoft the same people who did the prince of Persia games. This game came out for the 360 and PS3 and then later on for the PC. This game got mixed reviews from Game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. But the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn't like it or were very disappointed by this game. But a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. This one of most remarkable games ever
Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")

Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.
Assassin's Creed by ForgottenProdigy February 20, 2009

Assassin's Creed 

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.
"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"

Assassin's Creed: Revelations 

Not to be seen as Assassins Creed 3, but as a sequel to Assassins Creed:Brotherhood and the conclusion of the 'Ezio Trilogy'. In the game Ezio, now an ageing assassin, visits Constantinople in search of the missing keys of Altair, to unlock the secrets left in Masyaf, home of the Assassins order.

The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars
Assassin's Creed: Revelations may be fun, but it is basically Assassins Creed 2 and 3/4's. Assassin's Creed 2 or Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood are the same game but cheaper

Assassin's Creed Revelations

The Third installment to the Assassin's Creed Franchise.

Note: "Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood" is regarded as game number 2.5, since it picks up right after AC 2 left off and does not include ground breaking updates from the 2nd installment, instead of 3 (AC Revelations) according to its fan base.
Dude, did you hear about the new Assassin's Creed Revelations game coming out? Its going to be the best yet!!!

assassin's-creed-hug

when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. This will creep the shit out of them, but its OK (awesome ninja shown with QK) since the No Homo is obviously implied. Unless the kid just naturally creeps the shit out of you, Then a swift kick in the balls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.
My bro was chilling at his locker so i assassin's-creed-hugged him. Apparently he wasnt as chill about life as I am, so after the hug he turned around and fucking 200% force kicked me in the balls. I was on the ground for my entire free period. I had to go to the doctors. Turns out no grandchildren for mommy. She was apeshit. Speaking of apeshit, after my balls had healed from their explosion, I came into school and found that kid. I assassins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more balls. I was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. Then I pissed all over his body. After that we went to court. The judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown Assasssins creed hugged his ass all the way to jail. I WIN BITCH!!!