When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 09, 2009
When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.
by nmajor89 February 06, 2016
by I, Wreckerrr December 08, 2020
This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
by Yarling Warbler December 27, 2011
Have you eaten that dank ass burger?!?!?
by DankAssBurger March 08, 2017
a reaally good burger
by dyingunicorn January 14, 2011
Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 04, 2019