assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

ashwath

A person who plays sports and enjoys taking risks. They never trust anyone very easily because, they are very experienced. They would live the life of 2pac in short.

Person 1: Lets study dude....
Person 2: Be like ashwath

by realmadrid4 March 12, 2019

Ashmit

he is that one really cute boy , who is very innocent although school teachers are always behind his life . every girl falls for him somehow .

"Oh my god its a ASHMIT"

by scibbludibblu March 26, 2019

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

Ashwatha

noun: the one who eats warm, bright yellow paint to keep insides happy and wanders in make-believe world to escape swirling vortex of entropic world

noun: " I'd prefer imagine Van Gogh as Ashwatha then a brooding, melancholy loner."

by Ashwatha November 3, 2018

Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

Ashmit

Ashmit is a kid that goes to ferndale that is wealthy asf and can steal ur girl in a sec so watch out if u bring ur girl around a

Is that a ashmit i better hide my girl

by Dgjkbcfg😂😂 December 16, 2017