A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.
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The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.
The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.
by The man in the know March 17, 2009
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Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
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Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription
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