A song by the metal band 'Chaos Faerie'.
The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.
The title is in reference to the line "take me to the fuckin' ground, I need to see the light."
... it's fucking retarded as it could have been simply called 'falling', 'descending' or 'going down'.
by The man in the know March 17, 2009
The process of which one comes to a conclusion by asking questions pertaining to the the logic of the situation.
How do I write a script? Use logical ascension, if your characters are in space how did they get there.
by Mc Answers November 01, 2011
Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.
Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription
by JTomtom January 27, 2011
Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.
The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.
by AshPash12345678 December 06, 2010
"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"
The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include
1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.
The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.
*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*
Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 25, 2020
Intellectual Ascension is suggestive blessings of Three legs, The holy Trinity, Third eye, All seeing eye, Power of 3 etc. greedy will attempt to undermine explaining it from a self centered egocentric stance in narcissistic sociopath psychological upscale when it's a inclusive to the whole revelations and realization appointment of civil endowment or actual maturity of a mind abiding to philosophical concepts that there's always room for improvement based on actual discovered or undiscovered empirical evidence notation of which is Comprehension is a mitigated balance the apitomy of equalization. Science calls law of energy conservation, Alchemy before that Said law of equivlant exchange, the Heavens representative with the scales of justice and karma. All essential to Utopian standard! Found in concepts like the greater good, earth, medium, God, law etc. A self governing equal party that virtually is compliment to A.I. math lacks depth to comprehend coherently so a intellectually ascended makes up for in compensation augmentation compassion of understanding. A worldly being inherent of regulated developmental growth. well versed enough in culture traveled or untraveled untraveled being media accessed to be able to understand balance and counter balance can create a fusion reaction power production symbolic to 3 way intersection ideology where effected mass is unchanged but mass effect changes also noted as awakening to latent ability.
Greater good is inherent of Intellectual Ascension both good and bad feed off of feed being connection subject of greater good being innocence.
by PsymonCasanova April 01, 2024