ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.

dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

by Jonathan Burkels January 05, 2012

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Ascend Selfbot

best discord selfbot on the market

wow did you see him ban everyone in that server? he must be using Ascend Selfbot

by jxnx2 July 14, 2021

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The Lark Ascending

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.

The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!

by Viola Tragic April 25, 2006

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ascending to heaven

to experience pleasure so good that you feel like you are ascending to heaven

man: uuuuhhhh awwwwwwww
woman: are you ascending to heaven.

by blade jogger November 14, 2017

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Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle April 21, 2011

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