Arsenip

The pain resulting from having a parnsip inserted into one's poop chute

My arsenip's playing up something terrible today.

Why?

The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!

by doctor brownthumb January 30, 2010

Arcenio Martinez

The Inventor of Iced White Mocha

Arcenio Martinez is an entrepreneur.

by Coffee Guru April 24, 2020

arsenicCatnip

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck.

ArsenicCatnip is the nickname for the cutest troll in all of Homestuck.

by LunaDragonEternal January 30, 2016

Arsenie

A member of the ex-band O-Zone. His stage name is now Arsenium.

Person:That song Love Me Love Me is awesome! Who is it by?
Me: None other than the amazing Arsenium

by Mrs.Sirbu April 30, 2005

Assenio Hole

Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.

Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.

by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011

arsenipples

Arsenipples are large angry buboes or boils found on the ass cheeks of soapdodgers, bums and munters

Gawd, I've been sitting here for so long I've grown ARSENIPPLES

by Eduard Cuntënheimer June 23, 2009

arseniy

A member of the Russian mafia who has unhealthy obsession with Russian porno and has about 1 terabyte of porn on his hard drive.

Also, has been known to be so horny that he has to whack off while driving a car.

Man, did you hear about that kid Arseniy?

He got busted for having child porn and watching it in the library!

by Chopmankins October 4, 2009