P1 - Do you know what day it is?
P2 - No?
P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!
P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to
punch you back? *Punches*
P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your
friend day but why!?
April 29th Punch your
friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!