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sexual alesaurus

sexual alesaurus

Someone that is of extreme greatness. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Sweet, kind, sexy, a gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.

Always knows a way to a girls heart. One should never pass up an opportunity to be with him. An unbelievable friend who knows how to treat a girl and knows how to love. He's the best friend you could ask for, and loves you for you.

He is the love of a girl's life, named Bekah. Bekah loves him more than anything.

I love you Alex.
That's a Sexual Alesaurus!
by beekuhbradleh December 30, 2010
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bush asaurus rex

it is to desribe a girl that walks like a dinosore or has a hop in there step and that has a huge bush that is out of controll
by vindogy July 25, 2011
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spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.
The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
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ayosaurus

one who wakes up looking like a newly hatched dinosaur surprised to see the world
"Ayo, you looked like such an ayosaurus this morning!"
by Weiseme April 20, 2007
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Appasaurus

An older person addicted to using bunches of apps on his or her smart phone. Especially someone overly eager to share TMI about what apps they use.
An important distinction is the person doesn't just have the apps loaded on their phone, but uses them.
Dude: My grandpa tracks his diet, blood pressure, weight, exercise regimen, stock prices, medication schedule, all the family pictures, and tracks everyone's birthday with his smart phone, but doesn't have a single game on the darn thing.

Dudette: He sounds like a real appasaurus.
Dude: Yeah, but I can't complain too much. He just deposited $50 to my checking account, for my birthday, from his phone. Before he got the phone he never remembered my birthday.
by Captain Smokeblower November 16, 2012
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suck-asaurus-rex

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.
What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!
by FigNasty November 5, 2010
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ignore-asaurus

Someone that ignores you text's, emails and messages
Don't be an ignore-asaurus, call me!
by houzit October 5, 2011
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