Appel Farm

The coolest place ever. A creative and performing arts camp where the theater freaks outnumber regular people by about 8 to 1, and so does the drama. It's actually kind of a cult. People doing the Time Warp on patio tables, singing the Stop Making Babies song, and making out behind NEW COOP (blegh blegh blegh) is rampant.

I've got your Appel inside me forever. I've got my Appel, you've got your Appel, we've got our Appel Farm.

by emme much? November 2, 2006

Accelerbator

One who has realised they need to finish off masturbating quickly, or they'll be late.

I realised I was going to be late, so I had to finish quickly. Still got there on time. I'm such a pro accelerbator.

by Aquaeous March 5, 2011

aphelion

The point during the orbit of a celestial body at which it is furthest from its star. Typically this term is used only for planets, moons, and other similar bodies.

Whenever the Earth is at aphelion, the local pagans hold a festival.

by Redd December 25, 2003

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

premature acceleration

When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.

Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.

by Morgore December 18, 2008

Accelerationism

A political philosophy that maintains that a country's current government/society is broken beyond repair, and the only way to fix it is to force things to get even worse so as to completely collapse the system under its own weight and remake it.

Often related to "taking the black pill."

Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.

by AOmundson September 22, 2020

Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

by YAWA February 24, 2019