angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.
I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 10, 2010
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A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.
Sal couldnt give me head last night so I just gave my brother an angry pirate instead.
by M. Rehmeyr February 13, 2008
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When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.
I gave that girl an angry pirate last night, it was deadly!
by n/a October 19, 2003
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its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR!
the angry pirate got the 96 year old woman every time
by dingleberry March 29, 2005
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When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
by Cummy worm November 09, 2010
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The Angry Pirate

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!
by arrick January 17, 2006
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The Angry Pirate

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.
by likeasumboodeee March 16, 2014
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