Angry Hell Raiser

When you cum on a girls face, grab a handful of thumbtacks and whip them at her.

"Man I was banging Trudy the intern at my desk last night, and I got to pull an Angry Hell Raiser with your stationary thumbtacks."

by R3825 November 13, 2007

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

angry hitchhiker

The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.

Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.

by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017

Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.

My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.

by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020

Angry Hot

To describe someone who is exremely hot and makes you very angry, knowing you dont have a chance with the person.

Dude, did you see that girl in the purple shirt? She was so hot she pissed me off, she was angry hot!

by 916916916 November 24, 2009

angry hubert

When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.

Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.

by random122387 December 19, 2007

Angry-Hungry

The crazed-look of the Ed Green.

Oh no Ed's got that Angry-Hungry look again! Hide your Cheetoes!!!!

by SallySuzanne June 24, 2010