Andre is a great person. He is great in several meanings, he is super tall, you may would describe him as a gigantic moloch. This legendary body is often compared to a greece demigod but Andre´s real greatness comes by his mind and chararakter. He always got your back and his crazy large brain (it weights 22 fucking pounds) is a real gamechanger for all of us. Having a friend as epic as Andre is incredible. Under fitting circumstances, Andre can be funny. Great news: The circumstances fit most of the time, he is hilarious.
He also invented "Memeology" as a subject area in several highly credited universitys in central europe.
The combination of this mans incredible mind with his unbelievable physical attributes caused his ban in several eastern european and a fiew asian states.
Give it a few years and his hometown will honor the living legend him with a 34 ft. high bronze statue.
He also invented "Memeology" as a subject area in several highly credited universitys in central europe.
The combination of this mans incredible mind with his unbelievable physical attributes caused his ban in several eastern european and a fiew asian states.
Give it a few years and his hometown will honor the living legend him with a 34 ft. high bronze statue.
"Andre wants the music quieter."
"Andre brother is this pizza still hot?"
"Bruuuuuh Andre.."
"That drink is on fire, well done Andre"
"Jau Andre, die Jungs aus der Höhle machen am Samstag eine Generalvollversammlung, komm mal wieder raus aus MS, wir vermissen dich hier"
"Andre brother is this pizza still hot?"
"Bruuuuuh Andre.."
"That drink is on fire, well done Andre"
"Jau Andre, die Jungs aus der Höhle machen am Samstag eine Generalvollversammlung, komm mal wieder raus aus MS, wir vermissen dich hier"
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