Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.
In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
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Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
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