American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.

"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent

drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?

by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024

American Roulette

Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.

My coworkers and I played American roulette at the company happy hour, Bob from accounting lost.

by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024

American Roulette

A game depicted by the act of one player cutting a whole through an apple and putting it over the shaft of their penis. The other player will be blindfolded and take a big bite out of the apple hoping not to damage the penis.

Hey (name), want to play American Roulette? My life is in need of some exhilaration!

by vaginal36 March 23, 2024